Ask Alex Kralie

[[Hey.  Hey Alex.]]

O…OH MY GOD WHY. WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE THIS??!

So I hear yesterday was my last birthday.

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I don’t want it to be your last birthday.
Fuck man, you have to become an old dinosaur.  

I’m sure it’s just to scare me… I mean…

.. I can’t die yet..

I’m tired of Totheark’s indirectness though. Lead him to an ark. What am I, Noah?
 

Last time I checked you do not refer to me as Alex Kreepie :]

Let’s not worry about it.  He hasn’t done anything, really.  Except make weird videos.

So I hear yesterday was my last birthday.

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I don’t want it to be your last birthday.
Fuck man, you have to become an old dinosaur.  

I’m sure it’s just to scare me… I mean…

.. I can’t die yet..

So I hear yesterday was my last birthday.

:I

@Jay

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You. Me. Marble Hornets Movie Night.

I want to see more of my epic keyboarding skills.

…and us being normal.

I mean, I don’t want to get all sentimental or anything.  But I kind of miss us all being friends and everything being normal, or at least us not realizing everything was so screwed up… I wish I remembered more of it.  Even if it’s just for a little while I’d like to immerse myself in those videos and forget all the bullshit that’s going on. 

I already had the popcorn ready…. 

You and I both know you’re going to get sentimental anyways. 
… You’re not planning on going back to the house later to search for your keyboard or the ukulele, right? Because it’s been years and I doubt it’s still there. 

…Are you trying to use reverse psychology on me?  Why would you even bring it up? You know I want to go back there now!

… Goddamnit -grabs keys-

@Jay

You. Me. Marble Hornets Movie Night.

I want to see more of my epic keyboarding skills.

…and us being normal.

I mean, I don’t want to get all sentimental or anything.  But I kind of miss us all being friends and everything being normal, or at least us not realizing everything was so screwed up… I wish I remembered more of it.  Even if it’s just for a little while I’d like to immerse myself in those videos and forget all the bullshit that’s going on. 

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Jay blinked at the hug, resting against Alex comfortably. “I know, I know,” He grumbled.


“I can’t even tell if it’s one person or a group of people though. Totheark’s style feels different at times. I still don’t know what he wants, either. He’s always so vague…” 

“Maybe he’s trying to scare you into staying in my arms forever and never investigating any of this ever again,” Alex mumbled, face pressed into Jay’s hair.  “yes.  That is exactly what he is trying to do.”

“Hmph, that’s a very tempting offer Mr. Kralie,” Jay chuckled, before sighing. “You and I both know I can’t stay leave things like this, though… If I don’t, he will act… I learned that the hard way after my apartment was burned down.” 

“NNn…”  Alex made an irritated noise.  “This is fucked up.  Let’s just keep running away.  We can run for the rest of our lives.”

WHOOPS ignore that.  I didn’t see the part that made it obvious it was a joke.

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Alex cursed quietly, reaching out to pull Jay towards him as if this would somehow protect him from the events of the past.  “Well, we need to find him,”  he finally muttered, though he seemed slightly reluctant.  He didn’t want Jay getting hurt anymore.

Jay blinked at the hug, resting against Alex comfortably. “I know, I know,” He grumbled.

“I can’t even tell if it’s one person or a group of people though. Totheark’s style feels different at times. I still don’t know what he wants, either. He’s always so vague…” 

“Maybe he’s trying to scare you into staying in my arms forever and never investigating any of this ever again,” Alex mumbled, face pressed into Jay’s hair.  “yes.  That is exactly what he is trying to do.”

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“…It’s not that bad,” Jay admitted, scratching his head, before looking through his files. “In fact, it’s probably the safest thing I’ve posted on my channel…. It’s TotheArk’s response that scares me, but first…” He opened the right video, setting it to play.  

Alex seemed slightly relieved by Jay telling him it wasn’t that bad, but he still watched with a frown on his face, brows knitted together.  “So…” He finally mumbled, “He doesn’t remember anything. “  Fuuck.

“I thought it might have only been us that forgot events from those seven months… Apparently not,” Jay sighed. “… Totheark doesn’t seem to have, though…” Jay switched over to the web browser, looking up the youtube account. He let the video buffer, before hitting play.

Alex cursed quietly, reaching out to pull Jay towards him as if this would somehow protect him from the events of the past.  “Well, we need to find him,”  he finally muttered, though he seemed slightly reluctant.  He didn’t want Jay getting hurt.  more.